Visionary Founder
He's disrupting the industry. Also this meeting.
Now available on iOS, Android, and web.
That meeting could have been a war.
Climb the corporate ladder by fighting your colleagues where HR can't see. Play the hilarious battle game now on Android, iOS, or web.
Nine reasons the company is in crisis.
Select your archetype. Study the opposition. The organisation chart is a battlefield.
Management Consultant
Deployed for six weeks. Has restructured three things he does not own.
Passive Aggressive PM
Your dependency has been documented as a blocker.
Burnout VP
Technically still employed.
Data-Driven CMO
The data supports her position. It supports all positions.
Regulatory Lawyer
Will not be rushed.
Vibe Coder
Ships fast. Mostly in the right direction.
HR Grinch
Your concern has been received and is under review.
Marketing Boss Bitch
The brief has been revised. Seventeen times. By her.
How it works.
The rules have been ratified. A summary has been prepared for your convenience.
Card-Driven Combat
Each turn, draw and play cards face-down. Damage resolves simultaneously. There is no appeals process.
Grid-Based Positioning
Office maps with line-of-sight rules and impassable terrain. The server room is not a shortcut. Facilities have been informed.
The Custom D6
A proprietary six-sided die with outcomes approved by the board. Values range from two to five. The methodology is not open for discussion.
Campaign Mode
Five acts. Ten departments. One building.
Work your way from the open-plan floor to the executive level. Your progress is tracked. Your performance is monitored. Advancement has been approved by three separate committees.
Act 1Your Department
Act 2The Company
Act 3The Executive Floor
Act 4The Board
Act 5Situational Maps
Your onboarding has been scheduled.
Download the app. Report to the open-plan floor. Your access badge will be issued in due course.